Please be aware there will be parcel delays due to ROYAL MAIL strike action & their busiest period being around the corner.

If you can Fix......

If you can fix a skateboard, you can fix a car,
if you can fix a car, you can fix a ship,
if you can fix a ship, you can fix a fighter jet,
if you can fix a fighter jet, you might be able to fit a starter motor on a F*****g Honda Goldwing!